Idaho Hoe

1. Go to airport
2, Go to bathroom
3. Get frisky with the men
4, Get arrested by undercover police
5. Plead guilty
6. Don't tell anyone
7. When people find out call it a Witch Hunt
8. Tell wife
9. Tell rest of family
10. Deny everything and say I've never been gay
11. Call gay rights attorney
12, File wrongful termination lawsuit for sexual discrimination