Nipple Hole T-shirts Now For Sale

Nipple hole t-shirts are the latest thing in the fashion industry! We've just contracted with premier t-shirt manufacturer Joizees to offer an Internet exclusive on nipple hole t-shirts.

Why must everyone have such a t-shirt? The simple answer is that not everyone should. Only those who have fabulous nipples should wear them. In addition, if you have nipple rings or other nipple hardware that you would like to show off without the drama of a wardrobe malfunction, then buy a few nipple hole t-shirts today.

Will this nipple hole t-shirt get you in trouble with local law enforcement officials? It may. Each city has its own decency laws when it comes to allowing the exposure of the female nipple but none when it comes to the male nipple. This double standard must be exposed and eradicated!

You can do you part by parading one of these fabulous nipple hole t-shirts through the cities close to where you live. If you are ticketed, simply inform the officers of the double-standard. If you are arrested, however, call the Civil Liberties Union as they will help you out. Oh, and if you haven't guessed it by now this is an April Fools joke so don't get your panties in a bunch and don't ask what colors and sizes these tees come in either.

Funny Junk

Okay, I'll admit it! I'm running out of names for the categories of funny t-shirts on the website. This is why I've put up a funny junk page. I had a bunch of new designs and no name for a new category. Stuff was already taken.

Things just doesn't work at all. Here are some of the other names I considered before going with funny junk as a name: whatchamacallits, thingymabobs, whatsits, widgets, midgets and shizzits!

Of course, you can see my dilemma. I had no choice but to go with funny junk. Anyway, check out the junk in the trunk on the funny junk page and see if there's a few tees for you there. Who knows, the next page I put up may just be called the Funny Doohickeys page. Not!

St. Patrick's Day T-shirts Are Fun for Blarney Kissers

So, all you Blarney kissing, jig dancing, shamrock groping Irishmen (and pseudo Irishmen and women), it's that time of year again. On Saturday, March 17, people everywhere will be celebrating St. Patrick's Day. And, what will a good Irish people be wearing on this fine holiday?

That's correct, funny St. Patrick's Day t-shirts! That as why, this fine Irish soul would like to call your attention to our collection of humorous St. Patrick's Day t-shirts that you can wear in a tavern or bar or just out and about. Why not celebrate the green season with your favorite Irish friends like Pat McGroin and Phil McCracken?

So, get crackin' and buy a few funny St. Patty's Day t-shirts today (or at least before March 10) to ensure they arrive by the holiday. Remember, at the end of the rainbow is a Leprechaun with a pot of gold. So, do a little dwarf tossing and take it away from him so that you'll have plenty of money for green beer this year. That's an order lads and lassies!

Business Slow for Shakira As Now She's Designing T-shirts

Pop singer Shakira is at the top of her music game and has been for the past 10 years. But, business must be a little slow right now, as Shakira has delved into designing t-shirts.

All humor aside, the t-shirts are for a good cause as the proceeds go to children who have been victimized by violence in Colombia. Shakira along with Hard Rock have unveiled their new Signature Series T-shirt.

While perhaps not as funny as the t-shirts as the ones on this site, they are nonetheless helping those who need help. Perhaps now that Britney has shaved her head and gone into rehab, she too may have a little extra time for t-shirt design. Though with her, I would rather she come up with a Britney bald bobblehead for the summer selling season.