Pick Your Greeting - Funny T-shirt

So, I attended a conference recently on the Interactive Theorems of Adult T-shirtology and Quantum Munchausen's Syndrome and as I entered one of the workshops, there was a floor mat that read, "Hi, High-Five, Handshake, Hug" and the moderator welcomed people who stood on the matt saying "Pick your greeting."

Well, that got me to thinking (Oh, crap, there I go again!) about how this may work well for a dating t-shirt. Your date shows up at your door for the first time and you wear a t-shirt that asks them to pick there greeting. As you can see, I did, however need to make one modification to the t-shirt, but I think more than a few people just may welcome the addition.