Friday, May 19, 2006

Jimmy Hoffa T-shirt Surfaces

Well, the Feds are at it once again looking for the big lug in all the wrong places. They should have just asked us because we know where to find him.

And, now with one of our Jimmy Hoffa t-shirts you can tell the whole world where Jimmy is buried. Don't be shy! People want to know. The FBI has been searching for him for years. Isn't it time you let the secret out?

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Funny Illegal Immigration T-shirt Posted

In keeping with the popular illegal immigration theme that is sweeping the country right now, I've posted a new take on this subject on the People page.

While not directed at illegal immigrants, this hip Border Patrol t-shirt covers the age old area of coming up with a good pickup line to initiate conversation (or a laugh) with the opposite sex. Who knows, you just may get a little action (or a smirk) out of it.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Undocumented Wanker T-shirt Seizes Upon Illegal Immigration Issues

In light of recent illegal immigration issues highlighted by the President's speech last night, I decide to upload this decidedly understated, simply designed t-shirt, called Undocumented Wanker to the People page. A definite mixture of two cultures, the Undocumented Wanker t-shirt is sure to give our fellow Brits a howl or two, unless that is, they happen to be swimming across the Atlantic and entering the U. S. illegally.

Of course I may then need a follow up t-shirt that says, "I swam across the Atlantic and got picked up by INS and all I got was this lousy Undocumented Wanker t-shirt."

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Flaps Over Funny T-shirts In The News

It's always amazing to me how much of a flap that t-shirts can cause in our society. It's especially amazing to me that funny t-shirts can be taken so seriously by so many as to cause downright hostility. Where's the love, man? (or where's the humor, man).

Anyway, I thought I would check out the recent controversies in the news to see what societal ruin t-shirts have been causing today.

In England, a funny sports t-shirt that states, "Always Kick Ahead, Any Head" is upsetting some soccer fans in Maidstone, Kent. Perhaps it should read, "Always Get a Life, Any Life" instead.

Then there's the controversy in Leesburg, Florida where the city commissioners are offended at a t-shirt that reads, "Sleesburg BikeFest," which was being sold at one of the city's biggest events. Hmnn, perhaps the "Get A Life" t-shirt applies here, too.

And, remember the scene from Forrest Gump, where Tom Hanks wipes his muddy face with a t-shirt and a smiley face appears? Well, Wal-Mart and a French company are refusing to turn their frowns upside down and are suing over the rights to Mr. Yellow Smiley Face.

So much ado about T-shirts. It seems like too many people have had their funny bones removed and replaced with righteous indignation or corporate greed. Once again, "Get A Life."

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

New Funny T-shirt Designs Have Been Posted

If you're a fan of those rascals the Kennedys (a family who needs their own reality TV show), then you'll like the newest design we've posted on the Political T-shirts page.

In addition, if you've ever seen that Fart Button graphic floating around different web pages on the Internet, then you'll know why we just had to place a Fart Button on a t-shirt as well. It’s on the Funny T-shirts page. Wear the t-shirt and tell your friends to "Press Here" and then just do what nature tells you to do. It's that simple!